some fries motherfucker

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is it a dick with a saurus or a saurus with a dick?

yongmuney:

i was listening to a screamo song for fun then i heard all this extra yelling that i thought was part of the song but then i realized it was just my family arguing

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dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

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justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

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pancakereport:

Aries: Andy Hurley’s tattoos

Taurus: Mikey Way holding a cell phone

Gemini: 2007 Pete Wentz

Cancer: Josh Dun on da drooms

Leo: Fever era panic!

Virgo: milk fic

Libra: Joe Trohman and Ray Toro’s hair

Scorpio: regional at best

Sagittarius: Hayley William’s hair

Capricorn: spaghetti cat in the I don’t care video

Aquarius: my chem’s solo careers

Pisces: Gabe Saporta

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shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

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tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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henteye:

how did pizza get deleted

don’t question blessings

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modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

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nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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