some fries motherfucker

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is it a dick with a saurus or a saurus with a dick?

bella-suicidio:

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.

It can save you physical pain.

(via cynicallys)

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(via lasagnahog)

salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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(via punned)

  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is

iamshadowthehedgehog:

imagine one day, someone tells you that a playing card loves you, literally, and you need to love it back. they keep repeating this. you are an adult. you are a ceo of a company. you make billions. you keep getting phone calls from people telling you to love your poker…

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

(via sniffing)

One fan asked each actor to summarize their character’s dating profile and they answered in turn. “Sam Winchester: tall, floppy hair, all past girlfriends have died, tall, call if you’re interested but be prepared to sign an affidavit.” “Castiel: disrespect for people’s personal space.” “Dean Winchester: Rolling through town, no strings attached…interested?” “Crowley: Hello, girls (sexy Mark voice), or Hello, boys (sexy Mark voice).”

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

(via dickrnove)

smacked:

when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)