some fries motherfucker

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is it a dick with a saurus or a saurus with a dick?

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

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ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

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pocketpadfoot:

to-kill-a-mockingjayy:

verusmihi:

MUST HAVE

sex would be out of this world

PUNCHES TROUGH A WALL AND STEALS ALL THE BED COVERS

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buzzfeedceleb:

Prince Oberyn takes his revenge on the mountain — with food.

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oldtobegin:

my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend

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luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

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taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

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i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

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taco-bell-rey:

Remember that time Chelsea and Raven got turnt up at school

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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sahaimanfoster:

today a guy brought a tv and ps3 to the cafeteria image

no one said a thing to him

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50shadezofcarter:

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

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inspiringpieces:

The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

GET your own Wallet Ninja ($14.99)

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actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

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