some fries motherfucker


is it a dick with a saurus or a saurus with a dick?




This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.

It can save you physical pain.

(via cynicallys)


kill the imposter

(via lasagnahog)



The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none


(via punned)

  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is


imagine one day, someone tells you that a playing card loves you, literally, and you need to love it back. they keep repeating this. you are an adult. you are a ceo of a company. you make billions. you keep getting phone calls from people telling you to love your poker…


this is painfully accurate.

(via sniffing)

One fan asked each actor to summarize their character’s dating profile and they answered in turn. “Sam Winchester: tall, floppy hair, all past girlfriends have died, tall, call if you’re interested but be prepared to sign an affidavit.” “Castiel: disrespect for people’s personal space.” “Dean Winchester: Rolling through town, no strings attached…interested?” “Crowley: Hello, girls (sexy Mark voice), or Hello, boys (sexy Mark voice).”

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

(via dickrnove)


when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school


(via perks-of-being-chinese)