some fries motherfucker

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is it a dick with a saurus or a saurus with a dick?

officialtinkerknight:

pantsalmighty:

newyorksjojo:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

finally, a shiny McDonald’s

CATCH IT BEFORE IT ESCAPES

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plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

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chevvybar:

breaking a mutual more like

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2011fringeboy:

when you call ya mom to ask her for mcdonalds and she say noimage



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tinylilremus:

No but can you just imagine Mrs Weasley getting to the magical afterlife one day and the first thing she sees is a girl with red hair sprinting towards her.

For a fleeting moment she thinks it’s Ginny, but as the girl comes closer she recognises the kind smile and the emerald eyes that are shining with tears. It’s Lily Potter.

Lily pulls Mrs Weasley into a tight hug and can only whisper three words before dissolving into tears.

"Thank you, Molly."

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64px:

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

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tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

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tonysttark:

this is so important to me

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eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

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pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

primacdonaldsgirl:

when u do something ur friends never expected you to do

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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iguanamouth:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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